real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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