I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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