she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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