I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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