it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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