never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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