All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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