doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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