no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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