brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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