i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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