we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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