I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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