i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I love you.
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