Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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