I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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