He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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