This girl is more easily done than said...
I skipped work to stalk him.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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