I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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