I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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