I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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