I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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