What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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