tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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