I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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