Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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