Me. At least after what I've been through.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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