I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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