I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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