help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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