About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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