they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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