Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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