omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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