You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Barsexuality is the new black.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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