No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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