Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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