omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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