Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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