tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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