I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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