i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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