New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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