I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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