She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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