I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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