Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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