You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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