he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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