it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
this just has baby written all over it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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